Uncategorized on April 6, 2015 by Stephanie Selby
The DHMIS crew trolled us pretty hard this time, eh?
I haven’t been following series news lately, so it’s appearance on YouTube was a complete surprise for me. Seems kike every time she sees one of these she asks, “What the hell was that?!” I imagine many of you are the same way, so let me give you my own interpretation of what is going on in this fourth installment.
I have to admit, I kinda hope the next strange object we formally meet is that globe. After being interrupted so rudely he needs a second chance. I think he’s got potential!
Music, Weird Videos with tags Beauty, Cutting, Daft Punk, Delusion, Horror, Illusion, Music, Music Video, Prime Time of Your Life, Self-Harm, Skeleton on April 3, 2015 by Stephanie Selby
This week’s visual sampling is a very disturbing music video from Daft Punk. ‘Get Lucky’ this is not! Have a great weekend.
Creepy, Death, Life with tags Ask a Mortican, Caitlin Doughty, Career, Death, funeral, Life, Mortuary Science, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes on March 31, 2015 by Stephanie Selby
It’s this stint I’m doing for Americorp that has kept me away; basically I’m tutoring kids with their reading skills. It’s nice to finally have a more long-term job that will help with paying off some of my student loans, but it’s very time consuming. Seems the difficulty of working over forty hours a week, plus having a social life, plus swimming on a regular basis has seriously cut into my ability to write. When I manage to have some free time I find myself taking a nap instead of doing something useful.
It’s not as bad as it sounds at all! I’ve learned a few things about myself volunteering with children. Mostly that I like kids. When I first started I was really worried I would discover that I was the kind of person that don’t enjoy their company. While they can be overwhelming at times and not everyone’s cut out for it, I found I can take it in stride. I especially enjoy the kindergarteners. Their energy can be difficult to contend with, but have got to be the funniest kids in the whole darn school.
For some time I was thinking about becoming a teacher. The kids are great, you get a lot of time off, and even though the pay isn’t great I’m not looking to get rich anyway. On the other hand there’s the parents, the administration, evaluations, state-run testing… Those parts of teaching are not so fun.
The truth is in order to be a good teacher and deal with all the nonsense, you really have to be dedicated to the job. As a writer who’s looking for a fulfilling day job in case things don’t work out, it didn’t sound like the profession for me. I know I’ll be happy to raise up some kids of my own someday, but the drive to teach kids isn’t high on my list of passions. At least not as high as a teacher’s should be.
So what are my aspirations? Writing’s the main goal, but what if I never become the next Stephen King or Neil Gaiman? What will I do then? I believe I may have stumbled across the answer. Considering my interests it’s weird why I haven’t considered it sooner.
Not too long ago a Reddit user studying to become a mortician posted an AMA on /r/creepy. I was intrigued by the user’s answers and delved further by looking into a YouTube channel they recommended. From there I became acquainted with Caitlin Doughty and her Ask a Mortician series. I binge-watched her videos and picked up her book Smoke Gets In Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory (I may write more about it if the fancy strikes me). Suffice to say working with the dead sound like a fascinating and fulfilling career choice!
So the plan is to save some cash while I’m volunteering with Americorp, then find a job in the funeral industry that doesn’t require a license. Perhaps transporting bodies or operating a cremation oven like Doughty herself. After some time I’ll likely figure out if the profession is right for me and if so, try to get into a school with a mortuary science program. I fully intend to continue writing throughout this process and I’ll keep you up to date with my thoughts on the matter. Here’s to a new journey!
Children, Humor, Monsters with tags 1990's, children, Commerical, Drinks, Horror, Kids, Monster, Scary, Shock, Sports, Surprise on March 20, 2015 by Stephanie Selby
It’s been damn near two months since I posted anything! Where the hell have I been? Getting caught up in work and personal activities, so at least drama is not the cause. I’ve been swimming a lot and losing weight lately so that’s a plus, but I know I need to refocus myself and realize what’s really important. Scaring the crap out of people!
I know, I deserve to burn in the deepest pits of internet hell for this period of absence, but allow me to beg forgiveness and see if I can muster up a better work ethic. Fingers crossed…
In any case here’s a piece offering for now. Trust me, you will need your choice of alcoholic beverage afterwards.
Death, Science, Weird Videos with tags Bodies, bugs, Death, Decomposition, Forensics, Maggots, Murder, Science, Study, Vultures on February 6, 2015 by Stephanie Selby
I must apologize for the unfinished posts that went up this week. It’s been pretty busy for me and I let my duties with this blog slide much more than I should have. I’ll be more careful in the future and I’ll be sure to make it up to you.
This week’s video is a look into how the human body decomposes! PLEASE do not watch this if you are especially squeamish or while you are eating. I won’t be held liable if you vomit on your computer. Forensics
Animals, Books, Pictures, Science, Science Fiction, Uncategorized with tags Animals, Book, Dougal Dixion, Evolution, Future, Horror, Humans, Man After Man, Monsters, Pictures, Review, Science, Science Fiction, Timeline on February 4, 2015 by Stephanie Selby
Have you ever wondered what humanity’s evolutionary future might look like? In Man After Man, author Dougal Dixion speculates on the possibilities. From what humans might create with genetic engineering, to our kind naturally changing or adapting with technology, to how climate change may shape our descendants.
The results may leave you feeling uncomfortable at the very least. Just about every human-derived creature in this book looks pretty damn freaky. Then there are the ethics of genetic manipulation and our growing dependance on technology that leaves you wondering how far would people really be willing to compromise in order to continue the human race.
So let’s have a brief look, shall we? Here’s the timeline of Dixion’s vision of the future!
200 years: The Earth has been ravaged by overpopulation and pollution. Scientists have genetically altered humans in a variety of ways to live and work in harsh environments. Examples include the Aquamorph and Vacuumorph. Many unaltered homo sapiens are leaving the planet to find a future in space, yet there are still those that are left behind to fight for the meager resources on earth.
The humans that have remained on earth have split into two major factions: those that highly depend on machines to maintain bodily functions and complete tasks, and handlers that work to repair this technology and serve the technology-assisted upper class. These handlers remain unaltered to retain versatility while working with machines. The machine dependent humans grow weaker and weaker over time, and the process of mating has become quite risky. The Aquamorphs have grown more independent, and no longer assist land-dwelling humans.
1 Million years
2 Million years
3 Million years
Unfortunately, the book is out of print right now so finding a copy may be a bit out of one’s price range but well worth the read!